Welcome to Herkimer!

Here is Main Street in Herkimer. You can't tell just how awful it is from this distance.
But worry not!

This blog will show you more than you ever wanted to see.

Learn to Spell.

You would think if you operate a business on Main Street, you would at least have the common sense to spell things correctly.

Who am I kidding? This is Herkimer.

Who wants a peircing?!

The Herkimer locals trus in Jesus. I trus in Jesus, too.


Here's some unique art on this fabulous store front on Main Street.
(Note: Herkimer graffiti is a crime against art.)



What's this? Looks like some clothing items, and a pair of shoes.
Possibly someone's bedroom.


Time expired? Oh well.
That's okay, clearly this town is in tip-top-condition. There's no reason for bringing in money. We've got it all.


Where are you going?
Of course, probably bringing new computers to the school for the children. Hopefully there's some programs on there that have a spell-check function.

Shopping Carts.

Seriously, what the fuck, Herkimer.
Can you not afford to go to "Some random store on Main street with half-busted baby shit" for great prices(See picture below) that even your pathetic welfare-collecting asses could manage to afford?


No, instead you liberate shopping carts to use to haul home your beer, canned cat food, diapers, and illegitimate biracial bastard children, all in one machine! What a wonderful invention this shopping cart is.

Ever think of bringing the fucking thing back the store you thieved it from, instead of just leaving it everywhere?
(True story, I've had to move shopping carts out of my driveway so I could drive my car out of it.)
Of course you wouldn't bring it back. When you walk your grubby ass back to the nearest store to pick up a cheap 6 pack of Keystone and a package of half-open hot dogs from the dumpster behind it, you can just take another shopping cart to cook your dinner on. See below.




Here's some candid photos of shopping carts hanging around Herkimer.

This poor shopping cart is all alone.

Aww, a little baby shopping cart.

Relaxing in the shade.

Going for an afternoon stroll.

This busy shopping cart had a second to pose for the camera.

Another lonely shopping cart on Main Street.

A rarity, I was lucky to get this next shot.
A shopping cart in it's natural habitit; Wal*Mart.

Shopping Carts; Take 2.

This is never going to stop, is it, Herkimer?

Camouflage...what are you hiding from?


Dancing on the sidewalk. Nice graffiti.






A shy shopping cart peeks out from behind a fence.

I...I don't even know what to say.

Scratch off tickets, a power scooter, and a dog. Pajamas in the middle of the afternoon, and no teeth.

This is Herkimer.

Is that weatherproof tape?

Let's hope so.

The Disney House.

I only see 4 dwarfs, where are the other three?